QuOteS FOr ThE 20th jULy oN MEn ….. hillarious

I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. ~ Fanny Brice


You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. ~ Benjamin Disraeli



Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. ~ George Bernard Shaw


When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin


Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld


If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. ~ Henry David Thoreau


All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ~ Blaise Pascal


The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends. ~ William Hazlitt


All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde


God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. ~ Unknown


Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~ Oscar Wilde


It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. ~ Mae West


A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. ~ Buddha


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal


Men play the game; women know the score. ~ Roger Woddis


Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. ~ Winston Churchill


There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. ~ Samuel Johnson



When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~ Louis Nizer


Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton


Few men have been admired of their familiars. ~ Michel de Montaigne


Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Kin Hubbard


If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. ~ Doris Day


All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. ~ John Lyly


Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~ Chuck Norris


Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. ~ Victor Hugo


Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against. ~ Thomas Carlyle


Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? ~ George Eliot


A child, from the time he can think, should think about all he sees, should suffer for all who cannot live with honesty, should work so that all men can be honest, and should be honest himself. ~ Jose Marti


The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men. ~ Julius Charles Hare


Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ~ Marilyn Moroe


There are more men ennobled by study than by nature. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero


Young men preen. Old men scheme. ~ Mason Cooley


If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost


Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. ~ Samuel Johnson


Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes


The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall. ~ Francis Bacon


Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves. ~ Aristotle


Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher


There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers


Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so. ~ Samuel Butler


Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course. ~ William Shakespeare


Men are only as great as they are kind. ~ Elbert Hubbard


Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh


Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. ~ Confucius


In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high. ~ Henry David Thoreau


It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. ~ Frederick Douglass


Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point. ~ Mohandas Gandhi


Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


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